gamermatty936:

the cat looks so ashamed to have gone along with this

Guy: high five

Cat: …

Cat:…

Cat: *sighs* fiiiine

So I brought Remy to my parent’s today so they can babysit him while I’m visiting Gene and the first thing my mom tells me is “Your hamster is fat”

GOD MOM DON’T JUDGE HIM!

Yeahhh so I spoil my hamster. I’m afraid that I’m going to come back and he is going to be tiny and I will yell at my parents for not giving him enough treats. Like Remy is used to 5 or more treats a day. He is named after Remy from Ratatouille for god’s sake. HE LIKES FOOD

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

pebblesthebunny:

[baby bunny skipping around dog]

There are three types of people on tumblr today.

1. Europeans

2. People who want to be in Europe

3. People who have no idea what’s going on

thethornofcamorr:

Germany doesn’t have friends, it has acquaintances
and countries it hasn’t invaded the last 50 years.

So can you not vote for your own country or something?

abaddon4queen:

breadmaakesyoufat:

causticgambler:

nayariverax:

remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT

A RING DING DING DINGDEMGDEMG

should have sent him to eurovision

secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

mj-jenkinz:

Remember when satan came on the stage of eurovision for the first time. (2006)

galosengen:

hicpup